One day the pretty young maid announced to the Lady of the house that she
was quitting. When asked why, she replied, "I am in the family way."
The Lady of the house was both surprised and shocked and asked who it was.
The maid replied, "Your husband and your son."
This time, she was horrified and demanded an explanation.
"Well," the maid explained, "I go to the library to clean it and your
husband say, 'You are in the way'. I go to the living room to clean and your
son say 'You are in my way'. So I'm in the family way. I quit!"