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In A Crowded Elevator - 02/09/2005
In A Crowded Elevator

As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became
increasingly furious with her husband, who was delighted to be
pressed against a gorgeous blonde.

As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the blonde suddenly
whirled, slapped Mr. Wilson, and said, "That will teach you to
pinch!"

Bewildered, Mr. Wilson was halfway to the parking lot with his
wife when he choked, "I... I... didn't pinch that girl."

"Of course you didn't," said his wife, consolingly. "I did."



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